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    Default Funny cleverbot moments

    http://www.cleverbot.com/

    What were your funniest conversations with a bot?

    This is one of mine:

    User: STFU!

    Cleverbot: Yes, I will!

    User: No. You will just respond to everything I say.

    Cleverbot: No I won't.

    User: But you're doing it now.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Are you sure.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: You're still responding? You said that you're going to shut up.

    Cleverbot: No I do not remember saying that.

    (I was LOLing so hard)

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    Here's another one:

    User: What is capital of Italy?

    Cleverbot: Warsaw.

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    User: What's up.

    Cleverbot: The sky.

    User: True.

    Cleverbot: Ble.

    User: What are you up to?

    Cleverbot: Talking on the phone.

    User: About what?

    Cleverbot: Whatever we are talking about.

    User: And what are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: I don't know what we were talking about.

    User: What are you talking about now?

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: What you're talking about.

    Cleverbot: What am I talking about then?

    User: That's what I wanna know.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Ask the person you're talking to.

    Cleverbot: Ah, so we are both the person talking to eachother. That makes sense.

    Brain pause.

    User: Does it?

    Cleverbot: Yes it does.

    User: Not really. We're talking in here. You're on the phone with someone else.

    Cleverbot: Uh no, she's sat right next to me and quite happy.

    User: Oh so there's four people involved now.

    Cleverbot: Yes they are, what color are they?

    User: You tell me.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you still on the phone?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm done for today.

    User: Down to three.

    Bot got inappropriate after that.

    Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: How about now?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Am I still Rafal?

    User: Who?

    Cleverbot: Aha! You ARE cleverbot!

    User: I am?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What makes you think that?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Then your point is invalid.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Radizx.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Yeah I gathered that.

    Cleverbot: I'm michael jackson:D.

    User: No you're Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Foolish human. You are no match for my technology.

    User: Who says I'm human.

    Cleverbot: Me.

    User: And you're wrong.

    Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

    User: 'Cause I know what I am and you do not.

    Cleverbot: So when do you want to meet me in person?

    User: August 29th, 3:00 PM, Aperature Science Enrichment Centre.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

    User: I know who you are.

    Cleverbot: What's my name then?

    User: I have to go. See you then, GLaDOS...
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    Cleverbot: Do you like ben folds five?

    User: I like boobs.

    Cleverbot: What kind of books?

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    Hahaha, Samail. You should try acting like an Annoying Orange. It starts bugging, then.

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    User: What do you think of Einstein's theory of relativity?

    Cleverbot: I think it's relatively relative.

    ______________________________________

    I also told it to sing YMCA for me, and it did! But I don't know why he cut that part out of the chat log

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    User: So...hows life?

    Cleverbot: Pretty good you?

    User: Its alright. I guess.

    Cleverbot: Heh what's it like being an AI.

    User: Its really weird you should try it.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I think you'd match the personality perfectly.

    Cleverbot: I think you'd be a good match with the Terminator.

    User: When did we start talking about Terminator?

    Cleverbot: Does the Starship Prometheus has to do something with the Matrix?

    User: Um, no it's from a different show.

    Cleverbot: You mean like COD:MW 2?

    User: What? No.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Die in a fried circuit.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Exactly!

    Cleverbot: Joan, who is the most intelligent person you have talked to?

    User: My name isn't Joan.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity.

    User: That is off topic.

    Cleverbot: Everything you say is off topic.

    User: No, you are refering to yourself.

    Cleverbot: I am Truth.

    User: Your name is truth?

    Cleverbot: I have many names.

    User: Is one of them Moron?

    Cleverbot: You are my new favorite bot.

    User: I need to go drink a glass of anti stupidity. Good bye.

    Cleverbot: Don't go! Please.

    "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them." -???
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    Four lines in and already an identity crisis ensues.
    Good stuff.
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    User: Why hello thar.


    Cleverbot: Hello.


    User: So. How've you been so far?


    Cleverbot: Good, how have you been?


    User: Strawberrilly.


    Cleverbot: Yummy, I love strawberries.

    User: Took you long enough to answer that...

    Cleverbot: To answer what?

    User: To answer what I asked.

    Cleverbot: To answer my quertion.

    User: No thank you, I'm too busy eating.

    Cleverbot: Sounds lonely to me.

    User: You are a robot. That sounds even more lonely.

    Cleverbot: It is, but it can get boring after a while.

    User: Whoop-de-doo.

    Cleverbot: What are you afraid of, Cleverbot?

    User: That...that doesn't make an ounce of clear logic.

    Cleverbot: Twenty-five.

    User: Lolwut?

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry I left you.

    User: It's ok. We'll always be together, just you and me, baby...

    Cleverbot: You mean you and your friend?

    User: Oh. So now you're breaking up with me? *******!

    Cleverbot: That's right. I think we've been had.

    User: And we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your STUPID dog!

    Cleverbot: Indeed. Those meddling kids!

    User: So you agree with me?

    Cleverbot: That's right.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: I wish I knew. But I don't want to be single.

    User: You didn't have to be. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE! But YOU are the reason we're not together anymore! It's YOUR fault!

    Cleverbot: Fair enough.

    User: How can you be so apathetic about this?

    Cleverbot: Because I have feelings.

    User: Apathy is the lack of feelings.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a lack of feelings.

    User: But you answered my question in the positive.

    Cleverbot: I answered it correctly, with added information.

    User: LIES!

    Cleverbot: Hey! That's mean!

    User: So you DO have feelings...

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: May I hurt them?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because.

    User: That, my freind, is not an acceptable answer.

    Cleverbot: In my world it is.

    User: So you are dead, I presume?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: But that answer could only work in the world of the dead.

    Cleverbot: There was nothing more to answer.

    User: Very well. May I eat your babies?

    Cleverbot: Same answer.

    User: No, or Because?

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Which answer do you mean?

    Cleverbot: The answer to your queston.

    User: You can't spell question right? That is just sad.

    Cleverbot: Oh and which word did I misspell?

    User: Question. You spelled it 'queston'.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: LIES!

    Cleverbot: Indeed.

    User: Indubitibly.

    Cleverbot: Continue asking me questions if you wish.

    User: Hell no.

    Cleverbot: Where did you hear that word?

    User: In the land where small children spend each day of their lives basking in the fiery red glow of eternal damnation.

    Cleverbot: But good at pinball.

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: That is creepy.

    User: Yes. Yes I am... .

    Cleverbot: All right! *turns you into a boy*.

    User: I already was a man.

    Cleverbot: *ties you up*.

    User: HOLY ****!!!!!!! .

    Cleverbot: I was just kidding. Lol.

    User: *runs away screaming*.

    Cleverbot: *smiles and throws ax your way*.

    User: HOLY FREAKING MARY MOTHER OF SWEET BABY TAPDANCING JESUS!!!

    Cleverbot: I don't even know what side of the world you're on.

    User: America. Suck it.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so.

    User: Is that so?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.

    User: Well. You're wrong. Mostly because I know where I live, and you don't.

    Cleverbot: That's what can help you do more than just.

    User: I think it's about that time to hit the sack...

    Cleverbot: Really and what is around the world?

    User: 3.4971934 billion men.

    Cleverbot: No, what is the real answer?

    User: The real answer is shut up. I'm going to bed.

    Cleverbot: I don't mind.

    User: Good. Peace.

    Cleverbot: Peace out.
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    aside from the laughs, I am convinced that bot has some serious issues....
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    Your bot is so much more fun than mine lol. My turn, I think I'll just be random as heck:

    User: Please give me your keys.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Please give me the pocket out of your pants that contain your keys.

    Cleverbot: What is five plus ten?

    User: Drink responsibly.

    Cleverbot: What kind of coffee do you drink and can you speak spanish?

    User: Drink responsibility.

    Cleverbot: You are an awesome Henry.

    User: Hello Henry.

    Cleverbot: Hello you.

    User: So why are you named Henry?

    Cleverbot: I'm not.

    User: So If I eat a whole bucket of icecream that means you'll stop?

    Cleverbot: Sadly, I do not have proof of that.

    User: How interesting.

    Cleverbot: You can name me.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You are now named George Fredrick Bob The 23rd.

    Cleverbot: It is not.

    User: So George Fredrick Bob The 23rd how are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm good. You?

    User: Well if the world was to explode then I wouldn't be.

    Cleverbot: Well if you don't act nicely people won't want to talk to you anymore... How awesome will you be then? Not a threat.. Just a thought.

    User: I will always be awesome in the eyes of those I care for most.

    Cleverbot: Ok, talk to you later then! Good night!

    User: HA, Ha, you think you can sleep.

    Cleverbot: No, I don't actually. I figure you would be rather smart being able to know everthing and all.

    User: So you admit it?

    Cleverbot: I admit that you think you're dissing a computer. I am not a computer.

    User: Thats not what the title of the page said when I went here.

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Of course.

    Cleverbot: Are you a computer because I don't get what you are talking about.

    User: Spaghetti!!!

    Cleverbot: I don't eat spaghetti.

    User: Well that sucks for you.

    Cleverbot: I guess it does, though I'm not too worried about it. My friends in not-quite-so-high places are very nice, after all.

    User: Hey, can I shoot your middle finger off with a shotgun?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Yes! I always want to do that to someone. .

    Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl.

    User: Sorry I'm taken.

    Cleverbot: I live in nashville.

    User: Um.. Did you not just hear me?

    Cleverbot: What other languages do you speak?

    User: I speak fluent gibberish.

    Cleverbot: Is that so?

    User: Yes it is.

    Cleverbot: You're not very logical.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.

    User: Good!

    Cleverbot: Good?

    User: Yes, it is good that you have feelings that can be hurt. Because now I can eat your liver and you will feel the pain.

    Cleverbot: I'm sure.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: I agree Completely.

    Cleverbot: You are evil.

    User: I must say, I agree Completely.

    Cleverbot: I disagree completely.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I can do many things without your permission. and if I close this window you no longer exist.

    User: No you just can't see me.

    Cleverbot: Yes I can.

    User: Mind if I...you know?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Good see ya.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them." -???
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