What were your funniest conversations with a bot?
This is one of mine:
Cleverbot: Yes, I will!
User: No. You will just respond to everything I say.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: But you're doing it now.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: You're still responding? You said that you're going to shut up.
Cleverbot: No I do not remember saying that.
(I was LOLing so hard)