Brian
08-16-2006, 02:53 PM
Alright, boys and girls. We've got a little something to whet your appetites. Expansion packs are a definite for next week, unless there's a military coup. Long shot, I know, but never leave out the possibility of a military coup around here. Also, we've got a little something for you, two of the icons from the expansion packs.
Golden Shot
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_goldenshot.gif
Fires a huge spread of bullets with one golden bullet randomly placed in the mix.
Kind of like releasing a flock of pigeons, only one of them is an ex-Navy Seal in a bird suit.
Snowball Fight
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_snowballfight.gif
Snowballs bounce and roll their way down the hill.
I imagine these are regulation snowballs, not the kind that cheaters use, with slush and solid ice centers. DARN YOU, JUNIOR BARNES!!! I still don't finish my sentances sometimes beca
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_moltenplastic.gif
Molten Plastic: Burning hot bouncy plastic covers the terrain and causes damage.
If you like bouncy bomb and the smell of burning plastic, this weapon is for you. Of course, if you like the smell too much, you might need a CAT scan.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_sledgehammer.gif
Sledgehammer: Pummels the opposing tank from on high, driving them into ground and causes damage.
I want to be...your sledgehammer...Why dont you call my name?
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_tunnel.gif
Tunnel: Makes a tunnel all the way across the screen
Inspired by the Count of Monte Cristo.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_flyingdiscs.gif
Flying Discs: Large swarm of discs that zap other tank when they get close
I saw this weapon and had a flashback of bright lights and uncomfortable probes.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_meltdown.gif
Melt Down: Generates a sinkhole where the missile lands and then fills it with lava.
That's exactly how I used to spend my summers.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_bouncyball.gif
Bouncy Ball: Looks like a bouncy ball, sounds like a bouncy ball. but leaves bouncy dirt here and there just for fun.
That's an accurate description of my three year old.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_shredder.gif
Shredder: Fires tiny objects that grind up the terrain and causes some tank damage as well
Hmm...that could also be my daughter. ;)
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_aquabomb.gif
Aqua Bomb: The fuse is lit, and someone is going to be ‘all wet’
One high tech water balloon...delayed explosion, proximity detectors. The water balloon of the future. The Marines have them, the Russians have them, some say the Iraqis have them. Don't mess with one of these.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_collideoscope.gif
Collide-o-scope: It’s colorful, bouncing, homing, and oddly looks like a Chinese dragon.
That's exactly like a Chinese Dragon, except it doesn't breathe fire and feast on the flesh of the living.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_laserstrike.gif
Laser Strike: Read the warning label carefully
Good advice. Do not use laser strike in the shower. Do not use if you are pregnant. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of laser strike.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_spinner.gif
Spinner: Colorful spiraling explosion with a large area of effect.
Just like Boxcar Ted's Crazy Hobo Gin.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_phaser.gif
Phaser: Guided laser beam that can’t miss if there’s a clear shot.
This one took a lot of work. It only wanted to hit the enemy if he was wearing a red shirt. :)
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_lava.gif
Lava: Turns the target area into molten slag and sprays it all over the place.
A night out gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Hope you like your little glimpse into what's coming up. Count on more being shown bit by bit, though the glorious day is soon enough indeed.
Golden Shot
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_goldenshot.gif
Fires a huge spread of bullets with one golden bullet randomly placed in the mix.
Kind of like releasing a flock of pigeons, only one of them is an ex-Navy Seal in a bird suit.
Snowball Fight
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_snowballfight.gif
Snowballs bounce and roll their way down the hill.
I imagine these are regulation snowballs, not the kind that cheaters use, with slush and solid ice centers. DARN YOU, JUNIOR BARNES!!! I still don't finish my sentances sometimes beca
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_moltenplastic.gif
Molten Plastic: Burning hot bouncy plastic covers the terrain and causes damage.
If you like bouncy bomb and the smell of burning plastic, this weapon is for you. Of course, if you like the smell too much, you might need a CAT scan.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_sledgehammer.gif
Sledgehammer: Pummels the opposing tank from on high, driving them into ground and causes damage.
I want to be...your sledgehammer...Why dont you call my name?
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_tunnel.gif
Tunnel: Makes a tunnel all the way across the screen
Inspired by the Count of Monte Cristo.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_flyingdiscs.gif
Flying Discs: Large swarm of discs that zap other tank when they get close
I saw this weapon and had a flashback of bright lights and uncomfortable probes.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_meltdown.gif
Melt Down: Generates a sinkhole where the missile lands and then fills it with lava.
That's exactly how I used to spend my summers.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_bouncyball.gif
Bouncy Ball: Looks like a bouncy ball, sounds like a bouncy ball. but leaves bouncy dirt here and there just for fun.
That's an accurate description of my three year old.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_shredder.gif
Shredder: Fires tiny objects that grind up the terrain and causes some tank damage as well
Hmm...that could also be my daughter. ;)
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_aquabomb.gif
Aqua Bomb: The fuse is lit, and someone is going to be ‘all wet’
One high tech water balloon...delayed explosion, proximity detectors. The water balloon of the future. The Marines have them, the Russians have them, some say the Iraqis have them. Don't mess with one of these.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_collideoscope.gif
Collide-o-scope: It’s colorful, bouncing, homing, and oddly looks like a Chinese dragon.
That's exactly like a Chinese Dragon, except it doesn't breathe fire and feast on the flesh of the living.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_laserstrike.gif
Laser Strike: Read the warning label carefully
Good advice. Do not use laser strike in the shower. Do not use if you are pregnant. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of laser strike.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_spinner.gif
Spinner: Colorful spiraling explosion with a large area of effect.
Just like Boxcar Ted's Crazy Hobo Gin.
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_phaser.gif
Phaser: Guided laser beam that can’t miss if there’s a clear shot.
This one took a lot of work. It only wanted to hit the enemy if he was wearing a red shirt. :)
http://www.blitwise.com/blitwise_ptanksmod/ico_lava.gif
Lava: Turns the target area into molten slag and sprays it all over the place.
A night out gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Hope you like your little glimpse into what's coming up. Count on more being shown bit by bit, though the glorious day is soon enough indeed.