revenge thread

[orbital pain]

post ways on how to take revenge on a person who will remain anonymous. and keep it somewhat realistic, please.

[blissturd]

Do that upper decker prank when you crap in the top part of their toilet. That should be fun.

[minmay]

Put bleach in their car's engine. It'll almost completely ruin it within a couple of days.

[orbital pain]

go buy Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce (worlds hottest hot sause) and pour the whole thing in their mouth while they sleep, then run off.

[Samail]

I know of insane hot sauces, such as Dave's Insanity sauce, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave%27s_Insanity_Sauce) and I know that if the stuff you speak of is the hottest in the world, that would probably kill the person.


A trick my dad and uncle played on each other a couple times:
Powdered mustard in the bottom of the ice cream cone.
I have yet to do that. It's going to happen...

*schemes*

[Inugo]

Put bleach in their car's engine. It'll almost completely ruin it within a couple of days.

You actually have to put it in their gas tank for it to reach the engine. Otherwise you've gotta break into their car. As for a couple days, no, no, no. The damage is done much, much faster.

If you don't want to look like a big crazy at the store you can also pee in the gas tank (equally damaging). Though I hear sugar is pretty nasty, too.

[minmay]

I said "within."

Alternative: just pee on their car.

[prateek.singla]

Make your dog pee on their car.

[User]

Put three drops of battery acid in the dogs eyes, that pees on your car... He'll be blind by morning... Hehehe

[Samail]

Cover their vehicle from front to back with large Hello Kitty stickers.

[ekoz]

riddle their car with bullets. THAT always works.

[cant aim]

Sticking a 9-volt on their tounge as they sleep makes for a rude awakening.

And while we're speaking of cars, you could use their car battery instead of a 9-volt.

[minmay]

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/32396diagram.png

I figured this was easier than trying to explain it.

[User]

Make a batch file that deletes windows system/32 when they click on IE or firefox icon

[Samail]

Create a shortcut to the OSs shutdown program, and give it the same icon and name as something else like IE or Paint. Replace that shortcut with the new shortcut.

I have yet to deploy this one as well. Looking for an excuse. :rolleyes:

[XRaiderV1]

balongue(spelling)(sandwich meat) on the car, strips the paint, I think......

[Zwaken]

balongue(spelling)(sandwich meat) on the car, strips the paint, I think......

That's what I've heard.

Hmmm...Pranks...Well, there's always the old "falling ceiling" gag, but that's more for killing purposes.

[Zwaken]

Sticking a 9-volt on their tounge as they sleep makes for a rude awakening.

And while we're speaking of cars, you could use their car battery instead of a 9-volt.

Sorry for double post, don't feel like editing a quote in here.

Take out their car battery and put a 9 volt where the car battery belongs. When they realized the car battery is the problem, they'll be thinking "wtf?" when they see the 9 volt.

[Samail]

Sorry for double post, don't feel like editing a quote in here.

Take out their car battery and put a 9 volt where the car battery belongs. When they realized the car battery is the problem, they'll be thinking "wtf?" when they see the 9 volt.

You are the... fourth(?) person to actually force lols out of me.
Win.


+1 rep.
Oh wait...

[Zwaken]

Kinda thought of that one on the spot. I actually have no knowledge of where car batteries are placed, and I just kinda hoped that it would be possible.

[Inugo]

In order to put the battery there, you'd have to break into the car. Unless the car was like my Cavalier was and had a broken hood latch on the inside. In that case they may just have a cord that sticks out the front (lololol at me). Have fun taking out the battery though. Samail knows how annoying some car batteries are. Not to mention how heavy they are.

[Samail]

Erg...
Fun stuff...

[Zwaken]

In order to put the battery there, you'd have to break into the car. Unless the car was like my Cavalier was and had a broken hood latch on the inside. In that case they may just have a cord that sticks out the front (lololol at me). Have fun taking out the battery though. Samail knows how annoying some car batteries are. Not to mention how heavy they are.

I figured it would be more complicated than I originally thought. (It took me about 5 times to finally type "originally" right.)

[XRaiderV1]

(It took me about 5 times to finally type "originally" right.)

been there, done that, far as spelling is concerned, I use a spell checker....

[Inugo]

Now, what'll really mess up someone's paint (I've gotta get my Mustang sanded, painted and refinished so I know how much it sucks to get a car painted) is putting slices of bologna on various parts of their car (hood, truck, roof, doors, etc.). If left sitting long enough the acids from the meat will eat away the paint. Eggs do the same thing, except the eggs must be heated. Bologna must be cooled. So, if you live someplace hot use eggs, someplace cold, Bologna.

[User]

You know the mythbusters tested this myth of meat peeling paint off a car, and the results came out BUSTED...

[Drow Elf]

Hmm this seems to be an interesting thread.

While bologna might not remove paint off a car, nail polish remover removes almost everything. It even removes super glue. Pour it on something and wait a few hours.

Just whatever you do, don't get a spark, (like static electricity or normal) or any kind of ignition source. Acetone, the main component in many nail polish removers, is more flammable and volatile then gasoline, so don't even think of lighting it on fire. Because of the rate it vaporizes, you would probably end up setting yourself on fire and anyone near by.

And before you ask how I know all this, I found it on wikipedia.

[dmac208]

Pour Nail Polish Remover On Stove Or On Pot And Wait
EDIT:make SURE u are FAR AWAY when this happens

[Samail]

That's revenge? Just sounds impractical and dangerous...

@Drow:
Wikipedia knows all. :)

[Drow Elf]

Pour Nail Polish Remover On Stove Or On Pot And Wait
EDIT:make SURE u are FAR AWAY when this happens

:shocked:

That my friend is either called arson, suicide or homicide.

Just to further the point of how flammable acetone is, if you mix it with hydrogen peroxide, you get acetone peroxide, which is like nitroglycerin (the key chemical in dynamite that makes it explode) but 10 times more unstable. That means it's likely to explode if you touch it wrong.

Lighting anything containing acetone on fire is asking for someone to be killed. Don't mess with it.

Wikipedia knows all. :)


It really does. Look up Eisenstein Bose condensate. Or acetone peroxide.

[dmac208]

:shocked:

That my friend is either called arson, suicide or homicide.

Just to further the point of how flammable acetone is, if you mix it with hydrogen peroxide, you get acetone peroxide, which is like nitroglycerin (the key chemical in dynamite that makes it explode) but 10 times more unstable. That means it's likely to explode if you touch it wrong.

Lighting anything containing acetone on fire is asking for someone to be killed. Don't mess with it.


wow then put superglue on someones toilet then give them lots of water

[Drow Elf]

Unless you plan on giving them water with IV drips, I don't think it's easy to force feed someone water.

By the way, by making a sig that says "i hate people who make sigs," you have officially become a self-hater. Congratulations.

[dmac208]

Unless you plan on giving them water with IV drips, I don't think it's easy to force feed someone water.

By the way, by making a sig that says "i hate people who make sigs," you have officially become a self-hater. Congratulations.

thats the point

[Samail]

Owned.

[XRaiderV1]

lol....

[chato92]

ok so first you Pour Syrup all over a car beloning to person that you are seeking revenge from cover it all and then get a whole roll of shrink wrap and wrap the whole car it is a pain to take off lots of layer

Reminds me i shrink wrapped my brother once it took me about half an hour to take it off it was hard to take off

[AWP]

Tooth paste on his face while he's asleep. It will be hard for him to remove it in the morning.

[Samail]

Got this from a comedian on the Comedy Network.

If you have the feeling your boss is going to fire you, keep a thing of glitter in your pocket.
Then wait for his to say it. *glitter* Right in the face.

Have you tried getting glitter off your skin? It's tough as hell, ain't it? And you're leaving, but they've got to walk around for the rest of the day like that. :rolleyes:


I would save that for someone else, though.

[ekoz]

...then give them lots of water

umm...ever heard of water poisoning? it's when somebody consumes so much liquid, they body can't absorb all of it and it starts to soak into their system, their brain bloats, and crushes itself under the pressure of the skull.

(my entire family is in the medical field. i know everything about everything about everything about medical situations.)

i have no idea what you're trying to do. get revenge, or kill somebody? please don't say it's the latter...

[Samail]

He just said give them lots of water. That does not imply water intoxication at all.

[orbital pain]

Homicide, murder, and killing are the most extreme form of revenge, but lets stick to the non-lethal forms of revenge... hopefully ones that no one would suspect, like samial's lol

[ekoz]

@samail: yes, i know he didn't. but it is very hard to actually KNOW somebody's threshold. generally, it is just a bad idea to force lots of liquid on anyone, because everyone is different. it's not like 3 gallons = automatic water poisoning. it could easily be 1 gallon, or 5. nobody knows untill it actually happens to that person. and that's why a stunt like that could easily turn fatal.

[flankattack]

Just put one of the laxative pills in the water.

[ekoz]

that works. make a mega-lax milkshake. (not too much though-then they blow their intestines. that can = death :rolleyes:)

[Samail]

Anyone up for watching Dumb and Dumber?
*Turbo-Lax's the coffee*

[chato92]

That is a great movie i was watching that movie the other day around 2 in the morning.
The headless parakeet

[dmac208]

im having bad luck with revenge(without killing a person) so ima say put a personal water fountain sign on a badi(dont know how to spell that)

[xiarch]

Here's one, butter the floor while that certain someone is away.

WAIT

Go into their house then clog all off thier toilets with any items around the house, or just use your own natural items to clog the toilet, EAT BEANS, for this to work more effectively

[Zwaken]

Go into their house

I think this alone will frighten them enough.

[Mike W.]

I think this alone will frighten them enough.

lol, good point.

[xiarch]

yea your right, now how to get inside......