Skix's Wierd Crap Thread!!!

[Red_Cracker]

*watchs on comfy couch, with popcorn*

Lolooorlolooorloloor. (Prunounced: Lol-ol-oo-oo)

[Drow Elf]

This needs Jaws music and a psychotic serial killer.

[Rex Nex]

How can the R be silent?

Down to the last parcadecimal, amiright?

[Samail]

Sure.

[Drow Elf]

Feel like explaining the multi-thread gag, Rex?

[Rex Nex]

Feel like explaining the multi-thread gag, Rex?
Nope :)

[Drow Elf]

Random monster pear attack!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/taylor_158/lolwut.jpg

[Everlast]

Ahhhh!!!!

[AWP]

Hooray for pear.

[Drow Elf]

Yeah. I thought it was a bean at first.

I'm bored. Let's starting yelling out 'random' phrases in different languages.

Tu tienes un cerdo en sus pantalones cortos.

Translation: You have a pig in your shorts.
One of my friends said it when he was yelling Spanish a anyone near him. He sounds strange, but this was after he drank 3 energy drinks and was really hyper.

[Red_Cracker]

3?, weak i once had like 7 sugar punchs. (It's like 5 REALLY sugary drinks mixed together)

[Drow Elf]

That's one way to shorten your lifespan.

[Red_Cracker]

Well today my friend came over and we made a video seeing what wrestling moves we can pull off, then we put it on youtube. (wrestling is fake so this made it easy)

Oh, im Wee Man (in white) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaGlckJKjqw)

[Samail]

Caged trampoline. I want one of those.

Huh. Wouldn't have recognized that as Australia.

[Everlast]

I wish I had a camera...

[Samail]

Did something happen to yours?
Otherwise how did you record all those X-Box vids?

[Drow Elf]

Caged trampoline. I want one of those.


Yeah, but what I want is a caged trampoline where the walls and ceiling are trampolines too. A friend of mine has one. Getting in and out was odd, as you had to use a rope ladder that hung down in the center.

[Samail]

Scratch that.

I want one of those.

[Drow Elf]

Yeah. It was awesome until my "friend" trapped me in there by pulling up the ladder.

[ekoz]

couldent you just...jump out? or is it high up?

and another thing: woulden't you eventually suffer a concussion because of the fact that you are getting pulverized by all sides?

[Drow Elf]

It was about 8 feet (floor to ceiling) and I was 3.5 feet tall at the time.

How in the world would you get a concussion from jumping in a room made of trampolines? Doesn't make any sense.

[Red_Cracker]

On mine, i consistently go over where the top would be. So i think for an 15-18 year old you would need to have really hight nets. (3m?)

[ekoz]

ok, i will shove you against a trampoline headfirst. and then i will do it again. and again. and again. and lets see if you're consious at the end of about 20 poundings.

even if it IS just a trampoline.

i am the ray of ze, E-K-O-Z.

WHAT!!!

[Drow Elf]

If I was 3.5 feet tall at the time, that means I was 8 years old. Not 15 - 18.

Yeah, ekoz, logic states that if you hit something hard (e.g. a skull) against something built to be soft and bounce 200 pound people, it isn't going to hurt the object at all.

Plus, why would you bash your head into a wall? Unless you like neck injuries, (whiplash) you wouldn't do that.

[Samail]

On mine, i consistently go over where the top would. So i think for an 15-18 year old you would need to have really hight nets. (3m?)

You follow the top over itself?

[ekoz]

you are surrounded by trampolines. SURROUNDED. whats to say your not just going to jump allitle too high, then flip upside down, hitting your head on the bottom one, or even worse, going straight through the exit hole?

[Drow Elf]

Hey, here's an idea, let's get a slightly higher ceiling. Yeah, that's a great idea, now people don't have to go around being stupid.

Kinda obvious that a trampoline room built for little kids shouldn't be used by adult sized people.

[Red_Cracker]

That happened to, i jumped off the garage that you see in the vid and did a double flip. When i landed the second one i fell over and flew out off the exit.

[Red_Cracker]

Hey, here's an idea, let's get a slightly higher ceiling. Yeah, that's a great idea, now people don't have to go around being stupid.

Kinda obvious that a trampoline room built for little kids shouldn't be used by adult sized people.

Well my trampoline can support up to i think 200kg. (about 400lbs)

[Drow Elf]

That happened to, i jumped off the garage that you see in the vid and did a double flip. When i landed the second one i fell over and flew out off the exit.

Graceful. Did you break anything?

Missed a word?

Nice double post. Edit button to hard for you?

I was actually referring to the size of the room when I said built for kids.

[Samail]

Graceful indeed. :rolleyes:

[Rex Nex]

Quite.

[ekoz]

very.

[TH155]

DANCEING BANNAS
http://www.grandpatucker.com/images/banana1.gif

[ekoz]

666 these guys have your bananas for desert!

EDIT: HOLY CRAP, THAT PICTURE IS THE 666TH ATTACHMENT ON THIS FORUM!!!!

[Samail]

o.o


Where does it say that?

[ekoz]

when i edit it. you cant see it.

[XRaiderV1]

wow, I sure missed quite alot this week.....

[Rex Nex]

Dont go again XRaider...

Bring bax skix

[Drow Elf]

Speaking of which, did the new RP thread actually get anywhere?

[Zwaken]

Bring bax skix

Calling right now.

Edit: His phone was off...

[Drow Elf]

Eh, he will pop up eventually.

[Rex Nex]

Prob unconciouse in his own world right now. Wouldnt bother...

[Zwaken]

No, he's conscious, just meditating his heart out (last I've heard.)

[Drow Elf]

I've had a strange night.

I'm home and completely alone, not even a cat anymore. I was watching One Piece on my laptop when I heard a big thump. I thought someone had broken in as all the lights in the house were off, so I went into the kitchen and got 3 knives. Why 3? Actually 2 weren't for stabbing, they were for defending (blocking by using them flat against my arms (I am actually good at creating fighting styles with any weapon (body, normal weapons or improvised) as I create many in my head as I go to sleep). So, I sneaked around the house with knives for 20 minutes, found nothing, and came back to my laptop.

I guess I'm just paranoid.

(Sorry for the long post, but I had to get that out of my system)

[Zwaken]

Wait, what about the 3 knives part? You lost me there...

And yes, I'd guess you are kinda a paranoid. "OH NO A MOUSE GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

(I know you aren't that bad...Are you?)

[TH155]

Danceing monkeys!!!!!

http://curiouschild.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/499580-dancing-monkey-0.jpg

[Drow Elf]

Wait, what about the 3 knives part? You lost me there...

And yes, I'd guess you are kinda a paranoid. "OH NO A MOUSE GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

(I know you aren't that bad...Are you?)

No, I'm not that bad. I'd probably pick the mouse up and put it outside (unless it was outside in which case I would ignore it).

I went around the house wielding 3 knives as I thought there was some kind of thief.

[TH155]

i'd put it in it's cage. i own one.

[Zwaken]

No, I'm not that bad. I'd probably pick the mouse up and put it outside (unless it was outside in which case I would ignore it).

I went around the house wielding 3 knives as I thought there was some kind of thief.

But how did you go about holding 3 knives at once?

[TH155]

1 in mouth, I AM A MEGA POSTER, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!

[Zwaken]

As Drow Elf said in the other thread, a few posts ago (this time 6 not 3.)

[TH155]

i was just putting it in as many places as i could find:):):)

[Drow Elf]

th, we get it. Calm down, or shut up. Make the decision.


But how did you go about holding 3 knives at once?

The human hand is capable of holding 2 knives at one time.

You are asking how I would with both blades in a forward grip. Actually I held the 2 bigger knives (1 foot blades) in reverse grips (as a defense) and a smaller, sharper knife in a normal (forward) grip.

[Zwaken]

Alright, I understand now.

[Rex Nex]

Hmm... most robbers dont arm themselves, or atleast rarely have anything other then a clubbing weapon, which would be useless when it comes against knives...

Atleast, they rarely have a gun. In which case, a thrown knife from the shadows would work better. But hey. Why ask me.

[ekoz]

actually, i can hold as many knives as 30 at a time per hand.

thats because i hold them in a special way. but, you are right about one thing: the human hand is capable of two positions: foreward and backward. the capacity of your hand is based of the size of your hand basically. i can get around 15 in each position per hand :D.

[Drow Elf]

Yeah, but it also depends on the size of the handle (assuming you are smart enough not to grip the blade).

If I actually tried, I could probably match you, but I really don't care to. After all, it wouldn't be efficient at all. You wouldn't have a tight grip to prevent yourself from being disarmed, or dropping knives.

[Rex Nex]

Plus, slicing with thirty knives wouldnt be effective. More points of impact at once equals less power behind each.

Also, I would love to see you hit a bone with thirty knives in your hand.

[Drow Elf]

The problem would be cutting deep enough to reach bone.

[Rex Nex]

Thats almost impossible with thirty knives..

[Drow Elf]

That's what I was saying.

[Zwaken]

Ummm...This is a strange topic...One that I can't relate to so I'm going to derail it.

I just saw Tropic Thunder and it was DA BAST MUVY EVAR! Not really, but it was good. Who else saw it?

[Nonnag]

I saw it.

I think the knives fit into the weird part of the topicness.

[Samail]

Mass quote response!
This what I get when I'm not around...

No, he's conscious, just meditating his heart out (last I've heard.)

He's been online on Messenger 1 day out the entire summer.
Yeah, he's taking some kind of extreme-extended getaway from everything...

1 in mouth, I AM A MEGA POSTER, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!

WHY THE CAPS, AND USE OF EXCLAMATIONS IN A QUESTION!!!

i was just putting it in as many places as i could find:):):)

Once will do.

Hmm... most robbers dont arm themselves, or atleast rarely have anything other then a clubbing weapon, which would be useless when it comes against knives...


Not necessarily. Just make sure you hit first, and take the knives.

I saw it.

I think the knives fit into the weird part of the topicness.

Jeeze, a page of melee analysis. :rolleyes:

[ekoz]

no, i hold 15 in front, fifteen in back.

ok, imagine this is my hand: (=) and this: < (or) > equals 15 knives.

this is how it's set up: <(=)>. and thats just one hand. for a grand total of 60!!! yay!!!

[Drow Elf]

For future reference, it isn't holding in back. It's called a reverse grip.

Also, no one will believe you unless you show us a picture.

[Nonnag]

I think its called back handing Drow. Hence the style of holding it backwards to the normal front style.

[ekoz]

well, it isn't too hard, try it yourself. plus, i don't have a camera :( i am what you call, just getting into good technology thanks to a mom who in the past kept me from the tech revolution.

somtimes, i fan them too, so it kinda creates this bowtie shape.

[Everlast]

How come this thread almost got to the second page? Grrr...

[Red_Cracker]

What do mean?

[Rex Nex]

You. What do you mean.

And I hate when people say that to things that are so obvious.

He didnt want it to get lowered to the second page.

[Samail]

...Yep.

[Zwaken]

What? I'm confused (as always.)

[Samail]

How come this thread almost got to the second page? Grrr...

What do mean?

You. What do you mean.

And I hate when people say that to things that are so obvious.

He didnt want it to get lowered to the second page.

Now piece it all together...

[flankattack]

In the words of th155:
I AM A MEGA PoSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A MEGA POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I aM A MEGA POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A MEgA POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A MEGA POSTeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Yes samail, that is more like him.

[Samail]

Now repeat that 4 more times in random threads in all caps and size 7 font with a lot of !'s, with the occasional typo.

Congrats on the promotion, though.

[flankattack]

Your right, it does look like th155 posted it.

[Red_Cracker]

Have you heard the news? Apparently the world will end at 5:30 GMT 10... Complete bullcrap...

[flankattack]

It won't cause no one know when the repture will happen.

[Red_Cracker]

Well, im still alive.

[Rex Nex]

Hedo.

And what religon does this doomsday come from?

[Samail]

None.

Dan Brown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGnMv80l6kw) shall explain all.

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acda0gr5NTo&feature=user) was posted first.

[Everlast]

I just read something in one of my books that I have never thought of before...

An event that happens to but one in 1 billion people every day, occurs about six times a day, 2000 times a year. So a "1 in a billion event" is actually quite common.

:D

[wildgoosespeeder]

I don't know if this was posted in this thread but here it goes.

friendship is overrated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QfLvIp5G14)

[Red_Cracker]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ways-to-tell-youre-old.jpg

[Samail]

Those are funny, but... did you not read the thing?

[blue_moon]

I agree, that was pretty funny but most likely isn't suitable for the family friendly nature of the forum.

[hacktank]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/147925_main.jpg

Teh happy tommato! :p
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_GLPPHPAbgzY/RXp7hvQj8dI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/I-ErULxYseE/DSC00070.JPG

LOL
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/05/skunk.jpg

[Red_Cracker]

Those are funny, but... did you not read the thing?

I actually did read it, i'll get rid of it if you want.

[Samail]

Well I don't care.
Just saying it's breaching the ToS.

[Everlast]

They could re-word it and take out the bad words.

[Rex Nex]

Hmm...

Speaking of Skix, why doesnt he come back -.-

You know how long my charector has been rotting in his PM box?

[Samail]

Oh that's right. I was going to e-mail him.
*e-mails*

I'll update you later.

[John Brooks]

Well, I like cheese and guess what, the bananas crawled toward the split. YAY! Seriously, here's a good game: http://www.yoarcade.net/ability/cubefield_content.html

[Red_Cracker]

It's okay, but it's not that good.

[John Brooks]

I just felt like being random Mr. Saltine Cracker BAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Red_Cracker]

Just an idea: what about a Blitwise record page.

So like First Member, Member with Most threads, Highest ever PPD, oldest member and stuff like that.

[Samail]

There's a forum suggestions/wishes/questions thread buried somewhere... it's been a while.

[Pyrobellum]

There is a disturbing lack of weird crap in here.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7656/delicioushp7.jpg

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6987/procrastinationsc8.jpg

Edit: IMG weirdness >.>
imageshack is annoying

[ekoz]

Jibjab's newest political satire: Time for some campainin'! (http://http://www.jibjab.com/originals/time_for_some_campaignin)

[Everlast]

Lol, that chart is funny, it made me laugh. :p

[Zwaken]

Jibjab's newest political satire: Time for some campainin'! (http://http://www.jibjab.com/originals/time_for_some_campaignin)

You dropped your link on the floor and it shattered.

[ekoz]

just google it.

Fixed link (http://www.jibjab.com/originals/time_for_some_campaignin)

[Red_Cracker]

Tis ye lolaration.

[hacktank]

http://fallin-angels.org/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1019;type=avatar
Funkey... LOL

[Zwaken]

Dub el you tea eff?

[AWP]

That pigeon thingy, wow.

[Red_Cracker]

If you ever go to Venice, in St. Mark's Square there are thousands of pigeons. If you throw your jumper up in the air then ALL of them fly off at once and don't come back for like 5 minutes.

But it scares the crap out of everyone else.

[OmegaClassA]

lol
that sounds fun

[Rex Nex]

A... Jumper?

[ekoz]

WTFIAJ!?!?!?!?!? seriously.

[Rex Nex]

*Translate*

What the Fudgemonkeysonastick is a jumper?

Im guessing its some european item of clothing. Happened to me when I read "Harry slipped off his trainers" in harry potter a few years ago.

[ekoz]

WTFIAT!?!?!?!?!? seriously.

[Rex Nex]

iknowhatjoortknbout!

Btw...


WOOOOOT! MY PPD HAS WENT UP BY .01! I WORKED ON THAT FOR MONTHS!

[Red_Cracker]

Jumper = Sweater/Pull Over. WETF you call it.

[Rex Nex]

Hoodie or Sweater. Got it

*Adds to page of european words I never knew existed*

[Red_Cracker]

It's an Aussie word.

Have you heard of a truck? (You might use the word "lorry")

[Rex Nex]

Yep, us Americans never use the word truck. We always call it a lorry, sorry 'bout that.

[Everlast]

What the heck?!

[TH155]

yea trainers are shoes. I don't use it much, i prefer SHOES

[Red_Cracker]

Trainers = Sneekers = Runners.

[Everlast]

I prefer running in no shoes, it builds up your soles calus. I can walk on rocks and not feel a thing.

[Rex Nex]

What the heck?!
You know its true :anirolleyes:

[ekoz]

sneekers? it sounds like another word for peeping tom.

oh, by the way, truck is unheard of here. we actually prefer "long, snorting wheeled bull."

yup. inside, were all just a bunch of indians.

[Rex Nex]

Actually, my real name is "Sits with Cow Chips"

[ekoz]

cow chips?

oh.

OHHHHHHHHHH.

your sick.

[Red_Cracker]

Moving along.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/antivirus-black-mail.jpg

[Everlast]

Hahahahaha........Norton trying to act like an anti-virus. :p

[Zwaken]

Picture = funny; Everlast's response = funnier.

[XRaiderV1]

norton= more trouble than its worth.

[Doomedrusher]

No one else wants to comment on the misspelling of "Weird"?

[ekoz]

where? i just looked through the last page, there was no "weird". at least none i see.

but then again, i don't have glasses thinker than my pinky OHHH, SNAP!

[Everlast]

Maybe he is seeing into the future, and in the future one of use will misspell the word "weird". :eek: :shocked: :eek: :shocked: :eek:

[Doomedrusher]

THE THREAD TITLE!

Ugh.

[Rex Nex]

I knew he meant the thread title right away...

You guys are a bit slow..

[ekoz]

oh. never noticed that.

[TH155]

it's somewhere like page 5 or something that no1 looks at anymore, i remember reading about it when i first came:D

[Zwaken]

That post either went over my head, or under my feet. Either way, I don't get what your trying to say.

[ekoz]

hes saying that because babies are made out of chocolate, he is maiming zebras whenever he sings because weird is misspelled on page 5, where the gnomes are also building up a rebellion against the leprechauns because they've gone evil and started killing the bunnies.

[Zwaken]

Oh. Makes sense now.

Thanks for clarifying.

[ekoz]

i do my best.

[Zwaken]

And your best is good enough. I applaud you.

[ekoz]

thank you sir. but you should thank the birds. they told me the truth.

oh, and happy 50th birthday, Thomas...

[Everlast]

Those little birds tell everyone everything. :shocking:

[TH155]

Who's the 50th birthday person named Thomas? (or was that a lie to?)

[Everlast]

You can set your aget to anythign can't you?

[wildgoosespeeder]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7125/weirdscreenmt7.jpg

I'm just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone. This happens very rarely to me. This is a 4-bit 640&#215;480 screen display. This should be viewed in 32-bit 1024&#215;768 screen display.

[Everlast]

Are you reffering to that picture? Because if you are it doesn't show up on my screen.

[Rex Nex]

It happens, just depends on what program you just exited.

[wildgoosespeeder]

I went away for a few minutes and when I came back this screen showed up! I didn't have any program open anyway.

[Samail]

That's an error that occurs now and then. At least your computer didn't crash.

I always had to reboot when that happened. (Not necessarily due to crashing; was to get my resolution back.

[AWP]

The restart is a mother of the windows, I always say.

By the way, Samail, you forgot to close the bracket.

[ekoz]

Oh, well.... How interesting...

yea...

I'm gonna post a picture... It's Horrifying...
To this day I still have no clue whats going on...
IMAGE LINK DOES NOT WORK.


because i love how random you are, and your wonderment has been lost over time, i thought i'd ressurect your amazingness, skix, by hunting down and posting the extremely elusive picture that has been lost for so long (albeit a little smaller.)

feast your eyes on...this.


http://i45.tinypic.com/2ypkxtx.jpg

[Samail]

...I remember that image.
And I've been thinking of reviving this thread for a while. (Or the Yelling/Screaming Thread; can't remember.)

[minmay]

...I remember that image.

Is it possible to not remember it?

[wildgoosespeeder]

What the...? Looks like something jeff would post...

[dmac208]

anybody got a mind eraser....... or another picture like that.

[XRaiderV1]

pass the brain bleach, please....

[Leaf_It]

What the heck happend to that guy? He looks like something from where the wild things are.

[ekoz]

its actually a piece of art from a really messed up guy. the naked alien dude appears in almost all his works. i can't exactly remember his name, though...Dan something...

the picture, actually, is the first picture skix posted in this thread. everyone who saw it had pretty much the same reactions as you guys.

sadly, due to time, the image was lost forever.

until i found it yesterday.

enjoy.

[flankattack]

Did you really have to use IMG tags, ekoz?

[ekoz]

yes. yes i did.

[chimchar1337piplup]

OMGWTFBBQ:);)XDLOLG2G

i think its longer than that my friend made up most of it

[ekoz]

847

someone's screwed...

btw, that was today. :P

[ekoz]

i sh!t you not.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2efoutj.png

[XRaiderV1]

what OS ya got there, ekoz?

[ekoz]

xps.

[PankyTanky]

ekoz u build pivot?
i have animations on my flash

[prateek.singla]

i have animations on my flash

When will people realize that google translate can not be used for conversations?

[XRaiderV1]

When will people realize that google translate can not be used for conversations?

*says sarcastically*when pigs fly, perhaps?

[ekoz]

hm...prateek, that reminds me, do you have to translate everything we write, or does your computer do it for you?

[Samail]

i sh!t you not.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2efoutj.png

That's a Failblog (http://www.failblog.org) right there.

And it should be set to deny.

[flankattack]

Ekoz, did you finish your Asylum Game?

[Leaf_It]

ekoz whats your starcraft user name?

[blue_moon]

Ekoz, what are your thoughts on Martha Coakley v. Scott Brown?

[prateek.singla]

hm...prateek, that reminds me, do you have to translate everything we write, or does your computer do it for you?

Huh? What?
I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're saying. My translator is on leave today.

26th January is India's Republic Day

[ekoz]

1. no.
2. Ekoz, but i use the ICCUP version.
3. i believe he could've done better, but she definintely was too out of line when she went there.

[Samail]

lolWUT (http://www.mediadump.com/videos/161/idiot-jumps-against-a-wall.html)

[chimchar1337piplup]

i think i am being stalked by teh_interwebz itself

[XRaiderV1]

who isnt?

[wildgoosespeeder]

yC9vEso0AMA

[Samail]

Win indeed.

[wildgoosespeeder]

PHVRJQsk090

[Zwaken]

7-Zip (http://www.7-zip.org/)

Because I like it more than WinRAR.

[wildgoosespeeder]

True that. My uncle thinks jZip (http://www.jzip.com) is better...

http://epicwinftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129074473844170677.jpg

[Communist]

wildgoosespeeder
Hahaha, Light Saber :D

[chimchar1337piplup]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/11/15/633939178771466605-theheartstopper.jpg

[wildgoosespeeder]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129086694450884733.jpg

[ekoz]

on the topic of cats...as of this post, im a BlitWisest, and that means sniper kitty is back. enjoi.

[wildgoosespeeder]

Looks kind of stretched to be from the original.

[ekoz]

meh. i dunno if it is. i lost the original when i got the N.exn virus. this is just an 80x80 one i got off google (because this forums' limitations are too freaking stringent.)

EDIT: Speaking of which, i have to get my multitude of vanity sigs off my USR.

i think i'll use one of them. i've had this one for too long.

[wildgoosespeeder]

I had the same problem with my avatar. First check to see which is longer, width or height. Then shrink the longest side length down to 80 making sure to constrain proportions.

[Samail]

If it is different, I can get it back. I'll just grab it out of the saved RP thread.

And super kudos on your promotion.

[Rex Nex]

Indeed, kudos. +Rep for being one of my favorite blitwasians, ekoz.

[ekoz]

rhnx. all. but alack, i'm only the fourth bliwisest. you all got there before me XD

1) Blue_Moon
2) Samail
3) Rex_Nex
4) Me'z

[Rex Nex]

In semi-actuality, your stating the top four posters, not the first "blitwisi". If you wanted to state who came first to last, it would something like this;

1.Blue_Moon
2.Rex Nex
3.Samail
5.Ekoz

(And before you ask, those are the colors I correspond to that particular person, I don't know why my brain does that, but my memory is heavily based on colors. I have a color for every member on the forum.)

And there you have it, the first five blitwisi (Blitwisest? Can you use that plural? Or is it Blitwisests?). It will probably be another couple hundred days at least to make that a six, seeing as Zwaken, while being a rather active member, is not entirely on as much as any of the above mentioned members.

In pure actuality, it really doesn't matter either way. Post count is just a feather hitting a mountain. The only real meaning of a person is the person him or herself, not the number of times that person had a comment that they happened to jot down on a forum. (Which is nothing other then a user-editable text archive/database with a GUI, to tell you the truth...)

[Samail]

I tend to colour-code things as well.

I was wondering about ekoz's list... Wasn't sure who was 2nd.

The only real meaning of a person is the person him or herself, not the number of times that person had a comment that they happened to jot down on a forum. (Which is nothing other then a user-editable text archive/database with a GUI, to tell you the truth...)

Kind of a downer, man.

[ekoz]

completely agree. post count means nothing, just quality.

btw, how does it go from 3 to 5, rex? XD the number 4 is a lie.

[Rex Nex]

completely agree. post count means nothing, just quality.

btw, how does it go from 3 to 5, rex? XD the number 4 is a lie.
Because the number four symbolizes death, and I don't want you dying on me.

[ekoz]

hmm...i always thought it was 666 (13 is bad luck, not death.). but who am i to argue about number mythology with a guy who's username is latin...

[Samail]

13 is lucky in some cultures, including Egyptian if I remember correctly.

[Rex Nex]

Four in most Asian cultures symbolizes death. 666 doesn't symbolize death in any culture, but in the Christian belief system, it does symbolize the Anti-Christ. Number mythology is fun :)

[Samail]

Rex and I know the real significance of the number 666.

[wildgoosespeeder]

completely agree. post count means nothing, just quality.

Don't even get me started with post count. I really have a problem with people posting just to raise post count. To make it worse they post about their post count as if they are really proud being a spammer.

Anyways, 777 in Las Vegas means that you are a lucky man, financially speaking of course.

[ekoz]

Hey guys. Posting from my brand spanking new iTouch.

[Samail]

That'd be something for Random Conversations, but kudos. http://forums.blitwise.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

PT is an obvious choice, but you'll need to see this page (http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-games/index.htm) as well. :rolleyes:

[ekoz]

Already got PTanks, and Ima get deluxe when I get home because I have a good gift card.

[Samail]

If it's one of those iTunes cards, I found to my chagrin that they don't apply to apps.

[ekoz]

It is an iTunes card, but it says on the card:
"get the latest music, movies, TV shows, games, apps, and
more. Download to any Mac or PC."

[blue_moon]

iTunes giftcards due apply to iPhone/iPod apps.

Unless, of course, it's different in Canada.

[ekoz]

Great success! I now have PTD for iTouch.

[Samail]

It is an iTunes card, but it says on the card:
"get the latest music, movies, TV shows, games, apps, and
more. Download to any Mac or PC."

iTunes giftcards due apply to iPhone/iPod apps.

Unless, of course, it's different in Canada.

It says somewhere in all the print on the back that the cards are not for downloading apps...
Well that really sucks.

'Course, we can download music for free, so that makes up for it I guess.

[ekoz]

Well, it worked.

[chimchar1337piplup]

where i go to school there is only one person who ever pays for their apps, other than me. and even i dont pay for music. there is a way to do both of these directly on the ipod. i would be getting some new apps now but my ipod broke AGAIN.

[ekoz]

how to jailbreak ipod?

[blue_moon]

how to jailbreak ipdo?
insert ipdo on teh cmopture n 76.

@chimchar1337piplup: My mother has an iPod Touch, and (with my assistance) buys all her apps. This is simply because she believes it's illegal, and wants to support application developers.

I refuse to pirate software, because it is the least safest to obtain. I also follow the rule of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", and don't want people pirating my stuff when I become a video game developer and am trying to earn a living.

I obtain all of my music from YouTube after downloading the mp4 file and converting it to an mp3 file using Adobe Media Encoder.

I have never downloaded a movie because I honestly would rather have a DVD. If I did, they'd be in installments of 10 minutes, and be horribly compressed resolutions with weird watermarks and image distortions.

I have never tried to download software for free, because there is no way to ensure that what you are downloading is the actual software, or a 'cracked' version with 'easter eggs'. Or, they could have simply put a drive-by virus on the site, or in the zip folder you are downloading.

[chimchar1337piplup]

@ekoz: http://blackra1n.com/ only works with firmware 3.1.2, so if yours came with 3.1.3 then you need to downgrade the fw, which takes FOREVER.

also i am not responsible in any way for how you use this.

[ekoz]

Meh. Looks like too much trouble, also, I think it erases your apps...

[chimchar1337piplup]

not always. it only NEEDS to erase your apps if you have 3.1.3, and therefore must downgrade to a jailbreak/cfw version of 2.2.1 first, before updating to 3.1.2 and running blackra1n.

[ekoz]

funniest dam commercial yet all year, and probably of last year:

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

[Communist]

ekoz
:D :D :D

Awesome! :D

[wildgoosespeeder]

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[Communist]

Ummm... I hate parodies on Bill Gates, cause people just "feel jealous?"...

[wildgoosespeeder]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140116173883746.jpg

lolwut?

[XRaiderV1]

that's actually pretty funny.

[wildgoosespeeder]

It's probably as bad as "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."

[XRaiderV1]

oh god, I think I've actually seen a screen like that, old windows 95 error/joke.

[blue_moon]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140116173883746.jpg

lolwut?
You can get this by forcing a Win7 computer to shutdown many times.

Simply make a batch file with the shutdown command in a never ending loop.

[chimchar1337piplup]

almost as bad as the itunes license agreement, section 10.... next time itunes updates read it. and prepare to laugh

[XRaiderV1]

almost as bad as the itunes license agreement, section 10.... next time itunes updates read it. and prepare to laugh

please quote the indicated sections, i think we could all do with a laugh.

[ekoz]

i think a picture was posted in the random conversations thread...anyway, it states that:

Use of iTunes in the development and creation of nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons is not permitted and will be prosecuted under...blahblahblah.

i'll try to dig up the picture. it'll be a toughie...

EDIT: found it. i lol'd - i pretty much got the second sentance right.

http://forums.blitwise.com/forums/showpost.php?p=85398&postcount=68

[wildgoosespeeder]

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[Everlast]

That is a copy of a song called something like "Pockets on the ground."

[wildgoosespeeder]

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[Samail]

One of my favorite ads of all time.

[wildgoosespeeder]

O rly?

Make a top ten!

[AWP]

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:D :D :D

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[AWP]

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[wildgoosespeeder]

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