Quick Question

[Nonnag]

Anyone here scard of Brians +1 Vorpol Sword of Bannishing :shocked:? I would be soo doomed against that...

[Rex Nex]

Banning.

I have a +6 Burning Sword Of Contributing, but he always grows his levels so fast.
Stupid Rejuvination Potions!

[Samail]

For those who are curious...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorpal_sword

[TurtleTuck]

Wow that wikipedia article is teeming with nerdy refrences!:shocked:

[???revived]

Who else would write about something like that? :P

[Rex Nex]

I fixed it, look at end of page.

[Zwaken]

What did you put? I put something at the end as well. Maybe they deleted your editing...?

[Rex Nex]

Yea it got deleted.

[Zwaken]

They deleted mine too.

[Everlast]

Wow, that's fast.

[Nonnag]

I only have a sword....I havent ventured into the deep caves of Blitwise to get any better...but i have a glowing shield...but its wooden...

[ekoz]

i have a +3 obvious rifle of common sense. i use it to make dumb people smart.

[Nonnag]

What do you do with it now? O and i know have a Orange Crystal Dagger of Flame! WOOT

[ekoz]

*shoots non* well, thats one taken care of. now: the rest of the world!

[Nonnag]

*clones desintigrates*
"BWAHAHAHAH YOULL NEVER FIND ME!"

[blue_moon]

Is thread turning into another RP? I mean, I don't really get the point of the topic int he first place, but keep the RPing in the RP threads...

[ekoz]

*shoots blue moon*

well, thats 2 down!

(no, this isn't turning into an rp)

[TurtleTuck]

You didn't need to make a new thread, just put it in random or flame thread...it looks like an RP to me. All that's missing is a certain Xraider for it to be complete.

[blue_moon]

I would just not like to be shot or punted every time I say something. Nothing big. Oh, and I also don't want to be eaten by zombies when I start talking about stuff.

[ekoz]

*zombie eats bm as he says that last line*

i'm sorry, were you saying somthing? you seem to have been eaten by a zombie.

[blue_moon]

I am officially letting this thread deteriorate because apparently I got eaten.

[Skix]

I'm not afraid of the +1 sword of banning...

[ekoz]

are you afraid of the +2 vorpal sword of banning???

[TurtleTuck]

*GASP*:eek: cactus

[Rex Nex]

*GASP*suck

[Skix]

I Can Hack. If I Ever Where To Get Banned... Things Would Happen... Or Maby I Would Just UnBan Myself... Either Way...

You Cant Beat The +52 Iron Claw Of Hacking...

[blue_moon]

Yes you can. The +1 Fist of Physical Bashing, Kicking and Ripping Up Into Shreds.

[Rex Nex]

Ya skix I have ihax also.


ME=13 YEAR OLD HAXORZEZ NOOBZ!

[ekoz]

i eat noobs for breakfast, lunch and dinner (i haven't tried them for fourthmeal yet, though)

[Rex Nex]

You can try me.

[ekoz]

you saw the tacobell comercial, fourthmeal is at 12:00 A.M-2:00 A.M! ...i'd have to wait another 4 hours to eat you.

[Rex Nex]

I can wait :)

[ekoz]

okky.

[Zwaken]

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU...Fire!!

No +(insert wierd stuff here, probably 1 vorpal) of (insert something in here) Can beat that.

VoLan will agree.

[XRaiderV1]

You didn't need to make a new thread, just put it in random or flame thread...it looks like an RP to me. All that's missing is a certain Xraider for it to be complete.

*drops in on the whole mess of them*
someone call me?

I ask because My ears were burning for a few days for no apparent reason.

*sits down in the corner and whips out his transformers paper back novel, puts on his earphones, jacks volume of his transformers soundtracks up, and starts reading, and generally having a good time, in his corner of the thread*

*notices everyone looking at him, waves and says "Hi guys, something i can do for you?"*

[Rex Nex]

................ no comment

[ekoz]

i don't want another rp!!!

[blue_moon]

Finally, some support. Just because we have one or two RP threads, it doesn't mean the entire forum is one! GRAH!
*jumps of building, lives, hits self with hammer, lives, eats 5 D batteries, lives, questions quantum physics, dies*

[ekoz]

He died a horrible de-*bear once again comes and runs with dead body* ^&#*&$$@#^(*)(^&%#%^^*&)*_)& BEAR!!!!!!!!!!

[blue_moon]

STOP WITH THE BEAR!!! Hopefully this RPing is temporary.

[ekoz]

wow. i didn't know you could talk through a bears stomach!

[Nonnag]

Eternity is not temporary. Meaning yes this will end up a RP :D lol

[TurtleTuck]

*RPRPRPRPRPRP* capsplz

[Samail]

*shoots non* well, thats one taken care of. now: the rest of the world!

*clones desintigrates*
"BWAHAHAHAH YOULL NEVER FIND ME!"

Is thread turning into another RP? I mean, I don't really get the point of the topic int he first place, but keep the RPing in the RP threads...

*shoots blue moon*

well, thats 2 down!

(no, this isn't turning into an rp)

You didn't need to make a new thread, just put it in random or flame thread...it looks like an RP to me. All that's missing is a certain Xraider for it to be complete.

I would just not like to be shot or punted every time I say something. Nothing big. Oh, and I also don't want to be eaten by zombies when I start talking about stuff.

*zombie eats bm as he says that last line*

i'm sorry, were you saying somthing? you seem to have been eaten by a zombie.

I am officially letting this thread deteriorate because apparently I got eaten.

*drops in on the whole mess of them*
someone call me?

I ask because My ears were burning for a few days for no apparent reason.

*sits down in the corner and whips out his transformers paper back novel, puts on his earphones, jacks volume of his transformers soundtracks up, and starts reading, and generally having a good time, in his corner of the thread*

*notices everyone looking at him, waves and says "Hi guys, something i can do for you?"*

................ no comment

i don't want another rp!!!

Finally, some support. Just because we have one or two RP threads, it doesn't mean the entire forum is one! GRAH!
*jumps of building, lives, hits self with hammer, lives, eats 5 D batteries, lives, questions quantum physics, dies*

Frick! Just because someone posts something in asterisks doesn't mean they're RPing or turning the forum into an RP! I see nothing wrong with messing around here and there. Jeeze. An RP is a story. Actions does not always equal RP. And for those who say "Keep it in the RP thread!", that wouldn't make any sense either because the actual RPs are following events all the time.
If the actions are semi-on-topic, they're legit. Think, people.

[XRaiderV1]

*pulls earphone out* what the fezz is up with that bloody bear? why is he following people around? why Doesnt he go back to the forest where he belongs, and leave us all alone, finally?

wait, did someone stumble through a bear's den?

*shakes head, puts earphone back in, and proceeds to read another chapter*

[ekoz]

*a piano falls on x. the bear runs out and takes away the dead body* ($&%^@^&$%)*&^(*%&#*%^)(&^_(* BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blue_moon]

The thing with "actions" is that they deteriorate topics because they are off topic. This forum is now basically an RP involving a bear, head phones and funerals.

[ekoz]

but were not talking about those. those are just things we do for fun. we can still count these threads, it's just that sometimes, IN ANY THREAD, you can do those little actions to make a joke about a previous post.

[Nonnag]

*steals smart rifle and shoots blue moon and ekoz*

[ekoz]

you can't steal my smart rifle, because i am already smart, whilst you were not shot sufficiently enough by it to be smart. therefor, this did not happen except in your imagination. this never turned into an rp. this was all a dream...

ok, let's either kill this topic or get back to the serious topic which was about...the vorpal sword of banning. i'm sorry bm, but this thread was KINDA tailor made for rp'ing. i mean, it's about a sword.

[blue_moon]

Yeah, but when it takes over topics, it just kills the forum, the conversation and everything else. Say I post:
Geez that was a bad idea... *hits skix lightly*
Its ok. It hasn't consumed the topic. But if this follows:
Skix: *takes out hand grenade and throws at bluemoon* Take That! Ha!
Ekoz: *pushes bluemoon out of the way and throws the necrophile bear at Skix* :P
Nonnag: *steals smart rifle and shoots blue moon and ekoz*
XRaider: *takes out MK187 and shoots everybody* Take cover!!!
Now it makes no sense, and everybody is attacking everybody.

[ekoz]

but it's on topic!!! at least for this thread, BECAUSE THIS THREAD WAS ALL ABOUT WEAPONS TO BEGIN WITH!!!

[blue_moon]

I posted at the same time as you. But its really not on topic, as it is about being afraid of Brian's +1 Vorpal Sword of Banning. Then it drifted into RP state. Then it got ridiculous. Keep it out of threads that are to be talked about, not turn into an RP match. A prime example is the huge glob of spam RPing in the Forum Announcements.

[ekoz]

fine...

[Nonnag]

Blue moon is fun killer

On topic note: Yes smart rifle shot was good.

[ekoz]

well, i just got smarter. thanks! *snatches back rifle and locks it away until for use in a real rp thread.* there. if it makes you happy, no more rp'ing in THIS thread for me anymore.

[Samail]

*sigh*

[ekoz]

THAT isn't rp'ing. everybody can do that.

[XRaiderV1]

*sigh*
blue, thanks for being a literal buzz kill, lol, nah, just kidding.

[blue_moon]

*sigh* and *cough* (even if they are annoying) are definitely not RPing. They are just common actions. Its fine :).

[Skix]

Screw Blue. He Has The Flew, And Wants This Thread To Be Doo Ya Foo.
That Wasn't Rp'ing. But If Thats What Yall Wanna Do...
(Your All In A Huge Magic Room. Anything Anyone Wants To Happen Can Happen. There Are No Rules... Yet... Unless Someone Makes Some... Except That Blue Cant Destroy It Or Kill Every One. :D

[XRaiderV1]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/CanisD/Misc/whut-ian.jpg

[Rex Nex]

*You all die*

[Skix]

I've said this before and I'll say it Again:

Shut up Nex...

[ekoz]

SHUDDUP!!!

*takes skix, locks him in a prism, where he can only post actions in threads with "rp" in the title. i then take the ability to do actions besides cough and sigh in this thread away from everybody, including myself.*

there. that was actually getting kinda annoying.

[Rex Nex]

*You all die again*

[Skix]

*Ekoz Dies from beig hiot in the head with a shotgun from nowhere...*

[Rex Nex]

Random shotgun FTW!

[Skix]

Ftw!!!!!!!

[Nonnag]

*hides shot gun...*

Uhhhh...I so didn't do that!

[Zwaken]

"What does FTW mean?"

[ekoz]

this is really turning gay now...

[Rex Nex]

FTW for the win

FTL For the lose.

[Skix]

*I Pimp slap the thread, and turn it strait agin*

[blue_moon]

I am scared now.

[ekoz]

this is REALLY gay...

[XRaiderV1]

I am scared now.

im with my esteemed colleague on this.
I too, am scared now.

[ekoz]

me too, x3.

[Zwaken]

*I Pimp slap the thread, and turn it strait agin*

Wow, that was strange.

[blue_moon]

*plate tectonics cause a natural disturbance in geothermic activity, thus inducing several nearby volcanoes to explode, killing the dinosaurs, then mammals evolve into life sucking leeches and eat Ekoz. the sudden death throws Samail into shock, and he is dragged down into earth's crust by zombies. Rex Nex runs away in fear, but is engulfed by a tidal wave. a glowing figure is seen off in the distance. Zwaken is too busy listening to Rush, and the sound blows out his ear drums into his head, causing instant death. Skix was crushed by the weight of the now dead Zwaken and has been reduced to dust, which clogged up Xraider's lungs so much that he couldn't breath instantly. The glowing figure speaks.*
I am blue_moon, and I pwned you.

[ekoz]

but i agreed with you!!!

*busts out of the leeches stomach (valid move, because you never said i was digested)
takes sniper rifle, and snipes blue moon square in the forehead, killing him instantly. the crusts go back into place, trapping samail, who get's ripped to pieces by zombies, and the dinosaurs come back, escpessially the ocean ones, and rex get's eaten, digested, and crapped out and then dissolves.*

I am ekoz, and i pwnd the pwner.

[blue_moon]

*the angels descend from the heavens, bringing life to blue_moon's dead body, repairing all his wounds and giving him a dagger. the dagger flies towards ekox, but vaproizing seconds before hitting its target, sending an unavoidable wave of ionic atoms capable of tearing through ekoz and scrambling his matter in his direction, and as they rip apart all molecular compounds (aside from lipids), Nonnag shoots blue_moon with a smart rifle. the bullet hits blue_moon, and his intellect is increased tenfold. blue_moon raises one hand, calls forth the zombies who ate Samail and sends them to conquer the world*

[Zwaken]

*I eat my hand and it grows back with 6 fingers. I eat it again and it grows back normally.*

[ekoz]

*but this all happened to be like the matrix, and all this was in blue moons world which was created by ME. so as i see this in his world, i decide he just might pose a threat, so i detroy him and evryone else, throw them into a volcano, and when it erupts, collect all the lava and fling it into space twords a black hole. all the lava (cointaining all the molecules of everyone) get's sucked in, and then by a freak accident, the black hole and everything in it dissapears and is erased from existance. and there is no neo or anyone else to stop my matrix like conquest.*

[Zwaken]

*...Except for me :D*

[blue_moon]

*my power of life is too strong for the black hole, and the molecules of the magma and mine join together but have no color due to the black hole. I increase my body temp to supernova like temperatures, overloading the computer program and sending me into the real world. from their, I absorb the life from Ekoz and all civlians. no life except mine is left.*

[Rex Nex]

*You all blow up. A lot.*

[ekoz]

*rex nex's pants light on fire. blue moon regugitates the life forces, which all go back to everybody. then he regurgitates his dinner. then his lunch. then his breakfast. then he craps his innards. after all this happens, he is an empty shell, with everything outside him. i take all these things (wearing gloves) and turn them into trophies, but there ugly, so i put each and every one into different black holes, and lastly his shell in the one in the middle of our galaxy, then they all dissapear and EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM DISSAPEARS FROM EXISTANCE FOR ETERNITY. then, while rex tries to put the fire out, i have a party with all my commanding officers who brough me back to life when you killed me.*

[Rex Nex]

*The commanding officers blow up*

[Skix]

A dead body can't crush me to dust.

*A huge amount of Anti-Gravitons are fired into the black holes, Every thing bursts back out, the black holes are gone*

[XRaiderV1]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/CanisD/Misc/excuse_me.png

[???revived]

What on Earth happened to this thread?

[Rex Nex]

I R Owning You Nub.

[Nonnag]

Great question O_O l_l

[blue_moon]

I was trying to mock RPs, in how you can NEVER win if someone else wants to.

[Samail]

That's partly true if there is no order. If the host wants, the RP follows a complete storyline. End results are final.
I prefer those where if you can do something logical, you can get out of the situation. But if someone has you, that's it. You need very good argumentative skills, with other members who are mature enough.

I found your posts of pwnage quite awesome, but if they're for the sake of knocking RPs, that lowers the awesomeness level...

For the record, you cannot kill me via hellish/zombie means. I always escape, cause I know the way out. :) I've done it many many times. (Several insiders from several sources in that paragraph.)


I don't think this thread can get back on topic, either. It's too far gone. That, and because godly weapons should not be discussed by mere members.

[blue_moon]

My posts weren't entirely made as a mockery of RPs, but there was SOME influence. I did really just want to kill everybody by rather odd causes.

[ekoz]

but...i thought i was your freind? *sniff*

i think the best death is death via hideous macaroni and cheese experiment...

[blue_moon]

Nah, it would have to be being turned to stone after being impaled through the forehead with a sword. That happens a lot in video games.

[ekoz]

Hideous macoroni and cheese experiment FTW!

[XRaiderV1]

and seriously, what the fezz is up with that fezzing bear?!?

[ekoz]

*anvil falls on x. the bear runs up and snatches the dead body.* ^&$&$#(*()^*(#@&*(^^*$! BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!