I left my milk container out for a few hours

[CYRalph]

Haiya, im new here.

I left my milk container out for a few hours. is it ok or spoiled?

Went to the grocer and forgot to put it in when i got home....

[Zwaken]

It's probably spoiled...

There's something fishy here...spam?

[Loofiloo]

MAN, that was fast! I'm slipping up on getting into these things before spambot accusations.

[Everlast]

Is it spam or not? I say 65-35.

[ekoz]

it can't be a spamBOT. but...it could be a spammer...most likely a spammer...oh, and if you ARE a spammer, milk spoils twice as fast.

[blue_moon]

You can actually tell how many days milk has expired by drinking it.

[Pyrobellum]

You can actually tell how many days milk has expired by drinking it.

In the scientific world, we like to call this "animal testing". Just to make sure it's safe for people.

[blue_moon]

But we aren't using animals. People do fine. Sure, they'll have gas and vomit. Its ok. It passes.
Anyway, who say the thing on the news about who scientists grew an ear from a mouses cells (real ear) and surgically attached it to its back? Thats awesome! Soon, they'll have cats with eagle wings.

[Leon]

to Ralph: if you just respond to somebody, the accusations will stop. Otherwise... (pulls out a large rubber stamp with "BAN" written on it)

[ekoz]

it's actually true. unless you do somthing stupid *cough*askabouthowtogetaprogramfreeonthewebsitetha tactuallydistributesthatprogram*cough*, if you post twice, you sorta get an immunity shield that protects you from getting banned.

[Rex Nex]

Until me and Brian purges you.

[blue_moon]

Until blue_moon and Brian purges you.
Corrected! :D
PURGE THE SYSTEM! W00T!

[ekoz]

lets not talk about puking, ok? even though it is about sour milk...

[Zwaken]

*cough*askabouthowtogetaprogramfreeonthewebsitetha tactuallydistributesthatprogram*cough*

Greatest cough ever.

[Brian]

Confirmed. Spammer.

[blue_moon]

Greatest cough ever.
Bah... I cough like that in my sleep!

[ekoz]

let's hold a coughing contest! i'll go first.

*cough*didyouknowthatifyouaredumbenoughtotryandnam esomthingbobitautomaticallybecomesfunny*cough*

[blue_moon]

*cough*youknowthatnamingsomethingbobautomaticallym akesitveryboringbecausebobisacommonnameusedbyfivey earoldsandnotinusedwhennamingpeoplethatmuchanymore IthinkIbrokethepage*cough*

[ekoz]

*cough*doyouknowthateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeagle*cough*

[blue_moon]

*cough*doyouknowthateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeatdoyouknowth ateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeatdoyouknowth ateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeat*cough*
This isn't fun any more

[ekoz]

hey! you just copied me! you lose :D

[ekoz]

Hahahahaha I Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rex Nex]

*coughhowtheheckdidyouwin?Imthekingofdeath,talking likethis,andiguessspam.notlikeyou'dknowanythingnoo b.Godithinkyoushouldstoptryingtooverateyourcaughs, theyarequitemelodramatic.doyouguyslikechacolatemil k?ithinkitsthebestofeverydairyproduct,butonwiththe conversation,ok?thiskindoftypingisforspammers/kingofdeathsonly,soIdontknowwhyyouchallengedanyone .Allyoushoulddoisfallinawholeanddie.andasbluemoonw ouldsay"noobwtfbbbwhackernubboon" toyou.haveaniceandwonderfulday,acctualyno.fall.in. a.whole.ok?dontkeepsittinginyourchairwonderingwhat imsaying,becouseyourwastingyourlifetranslatingthis toyournerdlanguageform.OfcourseIthinksamailcouldpo stthisall,butheisalwaysbusyathiswork.WowIjustnotic edhowyoungIam,andeverytimeyoutranslateoneofmywords yourwastingyourlifehahahahahhahanubhackorwtfbbq!di dyouguysseemyblitwisethemedkirbiesandstuffinthesmi leydepotthread?Ithinktheyarequitetehawsomeness.Oha ndbytheway,youareageekifyouhavereadthissall.COUGH*

Excuse me, I think Im getting a cold.

[Leon]

*cough*doyouknowthateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeatdoyouknowth ateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeatdoyouknowth ateventhoughbobmaynotbeusedforna mingthingsexceptcomicallystupidthingscreatedbythei nsanemindofafiveyearoldfiveyearoldsstillalwaysmana ngetosaythingslikeamonkeywoodchippingbeagleorsomth inglikethatwhichisautomaticallymadestupiderandther eforfunnierwhencalledbobbecausebobthemonkeywoodchi ppingbeagleisincredibalymorestupiderandthereforfun nierthanamonkeywoodchippingbeaglerepeat*cough*
This isn't fun any more

By the way, most computer stores will fix a broken Space key.

[Zwaken]

*cough*

Yeah, that's right.